Kindness (to forms)
We treat every form with the respect it deserves. Carbon copies get carbon-neutral hugs.
Paperwork you can believe in*
*You shouldn’t, because this is satire. But we do deliver impeccably bureaucratic vibes.
Compassion (in italics)
We emphasize compassion the way government memos do—strategically, and with footnotes.
Clarity (eventually)
Our FAQs answer questions you didn’t ask and raise new ones you didn’t want.